Reply to: What's the most infectious thing you've gone into work with?

[doodab]

Well hopefully it's nothing too serious. Good luck!

[darmstadt]

Thought he'd done the camera up the botty thing already?

I don't think standing over a mirror with a Polaroid counts in medical circles...

[BrilloPad]

"What's the most infectious thing you've gone into work with?" - Suity.....

[MicrosoftBob]

That sounds very much like the beginning of Contagion (2011) - IMDb . Thankfully you've given us warning and we can wait until you get home then nuke Luton from orbit. Should improve average house prices as well....

I don't think you need an excuse to nuke Lutonistan

[eek]

Tonsillitis and Hand Foot and Mouth.


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You are aware that there is currently no cure...

Nice knowing you. Can you ask Mrs SY to post the time of your funeral so someone can attend from CUK?

[barrydidit]

Tonsillitis and Hand Foot and Mouth.

I'm sure NLyUK will have a remedy for that kind of thing. For an extra tenner there's a nurses uniform too.

[DaveB]

T-Virus

[suityou01]

Tonsillitis and Hand Foot and Mouth.


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[eek]

Just been invited to leave site as I am breaking out in itchy red pus filled lesions.

It might be something as harmless as chicken pox. Mind you my Grandad is back in hospital so I could have picked up something really nasty.

So, I'm going to the docs now to get a diagnosis. In the mean time can I hear about which tropical diseases you have introduced into the workplace so as not to miss a days billing?


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That sounds very much like the beginning of Contagion (2011) - IMDb . Thankfully you've given us warning and we can wait until you get home then nuke Luton from orbit. Should improve average house prices as well....

[MicrosoftBob]

Hang on last year I went into client site with an infection in my leg, I only went to the doctor when my leg puffed up and turned purple

Doctor told me to stay at home and keep my leg elevated, so that was two months of working from home at a client that wouldn't allow it for contractors....result as my expenses dropped like a stone!

[Troll]

Type 2 diabetes

I have that - metformin does wonders for your weight but really fooks over your energy levels

lots of cba's

[mudskipper]

Type 2 diabetes

Edit: To be clear, that was a diagnosis for suity, not something I've gone to work with.

[NorthWestPerm2Contr]

Urinary tract infection

[Troll]

Just been invited to leave site as I am breaking out in itchy red pus filled lesions.

It might be something as harmless as chicken pox. Mind you my Grandad is back in hospital so I could have picked up something really nasty.

So, I'm going to the docs now to get a diagnosis. In the mean time can I hear about which tropical diseases you have introduced into the workplace so as not to miss a days billing?


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I'm not a doctor, but I think you're going to die

Make peace with your God and go gracefully into the night

HTH

[MicrosoftBob]

Chicken Pox during the brief period I went back to the darkside, as they demanded a sick note from my doctor before I'd be allowed to go home

So of course I was by then determined to infect as many human remains bods as possible