England World Cup Squad

[Hireonomy]

Now the Premier League season has ended, attention an turn to the World Cup.

Who would be in your squad?

Here's my squad, FWIW:

Goalkeepers
Hart, Foster, Forster

Defenders
Johnson, Cahill, Jagielka, Jones, Smalling, Baines, Shaw

Midfielders
Gerrard, Henderson, Lampard, Wilshere, Lallana, Sterling, Milner, Oxlade-Chamberlain, Barkley

Strikers
Rooney, Sturridge, Welbeck, Lambert

[stek]

Now the Premier League season has ended, attention an turn to the World Cup.

Who would be in your squad?

Who cares, they're all over-paid shít wänkers.....

[original PM]

Who cares, they're all over-paid shít wänkers.....

How do you w*nk sh1t?

[d000hg]

Who cares, they're all over-paid shít wänkers.....

Contractors shouldn't talk about others being overpaid...

[stek]

Contractors shouldn't talk about others being overpaid...

I'm on less than minimum wage, me!

[Martin at NixonWilliams]

Now the Premier League season has ended, attention an turn to the World Cup.

Who would be in your squad?

Here's my squad, FWIW:

Goalkeepers
Hart, Foster, Forster

Defenders
Johnson, Cahill, Jagielka, Jones, Smalling, Baines, Shaw

Midfielders
Gerrard, Henderson, Lampard, Wilshere, Lallana, Sterling, Milner, Oxlade-Chamberlain, Barkley

Strikers
Rooney, Sturridge, Welbeck, Lambert

Mine would be the same with the exception of Carrick in for Lampard.

It's now less than one month until I jet off to Rio for a couple of weeks

[Troll]

Contractors shouldn't talk about others being overpaid...

Surely it's all about delivery... I am paid a small fortune because I always deliver

Our national football team is famous for raising expectations but not delivering

ergo they are over paid for what they do

ditto for the useless clowns at the FA who should have fallen on their swords a long time ago

Not a follower of football but do think they will be homeward bound after the Group stages

[original PM]

whilst they do get paid often they give the money to charity.

[TykeMerc]

It's now less than one month until I jet off to Rio for a couple of weeks

Hmmmm, well I think it's time I review my accountancy arrangements if you can afford that sort of trip off my fees!!!

[original PM]

Also this is how the world cup will pan out for England

First Game - Win resulting in media frenzy about this year being the 'One'
Second Game - Lose resulting in a media frenzy about this team being the worst ever
Third game - do enough to get through the group stages - muted media response
1st Knockout phase - Win beating <insert average team 3-0> - media frenzy on how this is definetly the year
2nd Knockout phase - Lose to <insert decent team name here> on penalties after a gutsy 0-0 draw.

There you go!