Come on, Molly!

[minestrone]

No chance it was going to do anything, a pretty poor song with a truly awful introduction. I don't know why people actually think we will do OK with this kind of mince.

[Dallas]

I liked the French one: moustache

[TheFaQQer]

I liked the French one: moustache

No-one else did.

[TheFaQQer]

The Weiner takes is all

[DaveB]

And we got beaten by Romania. Will UKIP withdraw from Eurovison as well?

[DaveB]

I liked the French one: moustache

I liked the Polish song. Parts of it anyway.

[TheFaQQer]

And we got beaten by Romania. Will UKIP withdraw from Eurovison as well?

I hope the first journo who interviews Farage captures it on camera.

[minestrone]

I liked the French one: moustache

I thought that was OK, certainly not the worst by a long stretch.

When they gave our entrant a cake there was a "want to get that fookin' thing out my face" attitude where as the French were hugging the chef from their local takeaway. She seemed like a miserable cow who realised that was the highlight of her career which was now over.

[Doggy Styles]

Conchita Wurst (immaculate conception of a sausage)

His act throughout the voting was quite amusing, but the song was boring pap.

I think the voters must have got the wrong idea about him and went the PC option.

[norrahe]

Conchita Wurst (immaculate conception of a sausage)

His act throughout the voting was quite amusing, but the song was boring pap.

I think the voters must have got the wrong idea about him and went the PC option.

Well at least the cloggies came second.