Turns out the guy hotdesking next to me today is Austrian. He must be so proud.
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You sure its a bloke and not a woman with a beard?Originally posted by mudskipper View PostTurns out the guy hotdesking next to me today is Austrian. He must be so proud.
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and her(his) name is Conception Sausage when translated from spanish and german back to english. Brilliant.Comment
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If Dolly Parton covered The PoliceOriginally posted by norrahe View PostWell at least the cloggies came second.
"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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It did sound like ''Islands in the stream''Originally posted by DaveB View PostIf Dolly Parton covered The Police
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And the bassline was so close to Every Step You Take as to make no difference.Originally posted by norrahe View PostIt did sound like ''Islands in the stream''"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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The British public voted for those cross-dressing Polish chaps without beards.
It was the British judges who voted for Austria, and they held sway.Comment
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I've got the stupid song going through my head and it's really annoying me now.Originally posted by DaveB View PostAnd the bassline was so close to Every Step You Take as to make no difference.Comment
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