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    #31
    Originally posted by eek View Post
    I don't think I've ever worked anywhere where there isn't one or two things which prompt the question "why on earth, do you do that, that way?"
    Same here, I often wonder what all the fuss is about especially at current clientco as they run around like headless chickens and are completely disorganised.

    I'd love to give them a few pointers on improving procedure but don't think they'd get it.

    Am getting fed up with requests for a&b, only to deliver it and it should have been x,y&z and apparently I should have worked that out ( I'm not a fecking mind reader). I also got asked to make their reporting more clear and concise, but then manager panicked as they said it looked liked there wasn't much going on in the programme ( its a summary!!!), so I had to add lots of nonsense back into the report.
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      #32
      Originally posted by norrahe View Post
      Same here, I often wonder what all the fuss is about especially at current clientco as they run around like headless chickens and are completely disorganised.

      I'd love to give them a few pointers on improving procedure but don't think they'd get it.
      Why? I've learnt over the years its pointless. I offer a couple of times and then just sit back and enjoy the entertainment. Although I will admit that current panic management is more fun to watch than most.... That may be because Mr Mac has to directly suffer their decisions while I'm 1 further step removed....
      merely at clientco for the entertainment

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        #33
        Originally posted by d000hg View Post
        Maybe you only get offered easy contracts.
        Or Im just mega clever.
        Rhyddid i lofnod psychocandy!!!!

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          #34
          Originally posted by d000hg View Post
          Maybe you only get offered easy contracts.
          Originally posted by psychocandy View Post
          Or Im just mega clever.
          I think every post you've made on here confirms its the former rather than the latter....
          merely at clientco for the entertainment

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            #35
            Originally posted by Sysman View Post
            That reminds me of a nightmare contract that was up for grabs in the early-nineties when work was scarce.

            The client had apparently got through a few folks already because as soon as he caught them looking something up in a book they got their marching orders. This was in the days before internet or even decent built in help.

            I didn't bother applying for that gig.
            Seriously? If they looked in the manual they got the boot?

            What did they want? Someone who could do the job or someone who knew the manual off by heart?
            Rhyddid i lofnod psychocandy!!!!

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              #36
              Originally posted by eek View Post
              I don't think I've ever worked anywhere where there isn't one or two things which prompt the question "why on earth, do you do that, that way?"
              +1. Everywhere has it's foibles. Not necessarily complex but you do see some odd things sometimes.
              While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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                #37
                Originally posted by norrahe View Post
                Same here, I often wonder what all the fuss is about especially at current clientco as they run around like headless chickens and are completely disorganised.

                I'd love to give them a few pointers on improving procedure but don't think they'd get it.

                Am getting fed up with requests for a&b, only to deliver it and it should have been x,y&z and apparently I should have worked that out ( I'm not a fecking mind reader). I also got asked to make their reporting more clear and concise, but then manager panicked as they said it looked liked there wasn't much going on in the programme ( its a summary!!!), so I had to add lots of nonsense back into the report.
                This, but maybe thats why its all so disorganised. Companies get contractors, consultants, external firms, internal staff who have been on training courses and thisnk they know better and slowly, over time, the procedures become a mish-mash of everyone's input. The best places I have seen are those that still use the same procedures that they implemented from day one and are maintained by one person only or those who have junked the old procedures and started afresh. Personally I don't really have procedures and try to work around the ones in place which is why my work gets done and finished on time (or earlier.)
                Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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                  #38
                  Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
                  Personally I don't really have procedures and try to work around the ones in place which is why my work gets done and finished on time (or earlier.)
                  WHS
                  And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                    #39
                    Originally posted by Sysman View Post
                    That reminds me of a nightmare contract that was up for grabs in the early-nineties when work was scarce.

                    The client had apparently got through a few folks already because as soon as he caught them looking something up in a book they got their marching orders. This was in the days before internet or even decent built in help.

                    I didn't bother applying for that gig.
                    That's mental. I've pretty much made my career work by skimming manuals cover to cover and remembering where to find information when I need it, supplemented with a lovingly maintained and pretty sizeable personal notebook that covers everything from basic admin tasks on most major OS, databases and various other bits of software I occasionally need to deal with to all the stuff that the vendor that makes the niche software I deal with decided to leave out of the manuals. Sure, the regularly used stuff gets held in memory but you can't cover the full stack across multiple platforms without referring to manuals. And you do need manuals, google is great for getting a quick answer when your in a tight spot but if you want to actually understand a product the manuals are the place to start.
                    While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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                      #40
                      Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
                      This, but maybe thats why its all so disorganised. Companies get contractors, consultants, external firms, internal staff who have been on training courses and thisnk they know better and slowly, over time, the procedures become a mish-mash of everyone's input. The best places I have seen are those that still use the same procedures that they implemented from day one and are maintained by one person only or those who have junked the old procedures and started afresh. Personally I don't really have procedures and try to work around the ones in place which is why my work gets done and finished on time (or earlier.)
                      I agree, and as you said I just get on with it and get things done. But am often surprised when the disorganised people around me often go off ill with stress.

                      I suppose being a non permie, you are outside it all and can be objective.
                      Last edited by norrahe; 30 April 2014, 08:37.
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