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Happy Zombie Jesus Day
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Happy Zombie Jesus Day
Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten. -
As he was nailed to the cross, to pay your debt for you, he knew you were going to post this unfunny, blasfemous toss, and still did it anyway.
That's pretty awesome.
HTHKnock first as I might be balancing my chakras. -
If you think that's bad wait for my Jesus the Baker joke, He is Risen.... But his bread has a soggy bottomOriginally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.Comment
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Don't geddit?Originally posted by SimonMac View PostIf you think that's bad wait for my Jesus the Baker joke, He is Risen.... But his bread has a soggy bottom
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Is this annoy d0000000000000000000000000000gh day?bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)Comment
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That's every day in my book.Originally posted by xoggoth View PostIs this annoy d0000000000000000000000000000gh day?
No this is SimonMac cements his place in hades day.
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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All the best bands are in hell anyway, have fun listening to Cliff Richards for eternity!Originally posted by suityou01 View PostThat's every day in my book.
No this is SimonMac cements his place in hades day.
Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.Comment
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Happy Easter all!
Thanks sweet Jesus for all your sacrifice and 2 days off work.
one day at a time 
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