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Previously on "Happy Zombie Jesus Day"

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  • mudskipper
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    Happy Easter!

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  • oscarose
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    Happy Easter all!

    Thanks sweet Jesus for all your sacrifice and 2 days off work.

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  • SimonMac
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    That's every day in my book.

    No this is SimonMac cements his place in hades day.
    All the best bands are in hell anyway, have fun listening to Cliff Richards for eternity!

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
    Is this annoy d0000000000000000000000000000gh day?
    That's every day in my book.

    No this is SimonMac cements his place in hades day.

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  • xoggoth
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    Is this annoy d0000000000000000000000000000gh day?

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    If you think that's bad wait for my Jesus the Baker joke, He is Risen.... But his bread has a soggy bottom
    Don't geddit?

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  • SimonMac
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    If you think that's bad wait for my Jesus the Baker joke, He is Risen.... But his bread has a soggy bottom

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  • suityou01
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    As he was nailed to the cross, to pay your debt for you, he knew you were going to post this unfunny, blasfemous toss, and still did it anyway.

    That's pretty awesome.

    HTH

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  • SimonMac
    started a topic Happy Zombie Jesus Day

    Happy Zombie Jesus Day

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