Are you a beardie?

[Mich the Tester]

Do you have a beard?

[doodab]

I do at the moment but it's going soon.

Historically i'm clean shaven.

[SaltyLevels]

An affected goatee....

[Mich the Tester]

I do at the moment but will shave it before the summer to keep my face cool.

[Platypus]

Always wanted one, but I've not been single for long enough to grow a real monster. GF Platypus doesn't like beards. When I said "neither do I" and cast a glance below, she punched me in the face

[RSoles]

Going for the full Charles Darwin.

[Pondlife]

In the office - clean shaven
WFH - don't shave until I'm going somewhere that requires me to put a (clean) shirt on or it starts annoying me, generally a week's worth

[Mich the Tester]

Always wanted one, but I've not been single for long enough to grow a real monster. GF Platypus doesn't like beards. When I said "neither do I" and cast a glance below, she punched me in the face

Ah, well Lady Tester always said she didn't like beards, but now she says it suits me as long as it's kept short (9mm on the electric shaver) and tidy. I've even allowed all five hairs on the top of my head to grow.

[lilelvis2000]

I only shave once a week - or when the missus "asks" me to shave, whichever comes first.

[SaltyLevels]

I shave once a year to remind me of how butt ugly I am without the beard.