Are you a beardie?

[Ticktock]

4. Your santa.
5. It movember.

Your santa what?

Movember is for moustaches not beards.

[Mich the Tester]

Beards are gross only suitable if you,

1. You are very fat and trying to hide / mask that big old double chin you have grown yourself.
2. You too old to look after yourself or not old but ill and cannot look after yourself.
3. You losing your hair on your head so need to make up for it.
4. Your santa.
5. It movember.

When I see these young guys with big fat beards I just think nob, more so the very trendy dudes who are all smart, tidy haircut but then have this big stupied beards.

I sense much anger in your life. Tell us about your childhood.

[doodab]

Beards are gross only suitable if you,

1. You are very fat and trying to hide / mask that big old double chin you have grown yourself.
2. You too old to look after yourself or not old but ill and cannot look after yourself.
3. You losing your hair on your head so need to make up for it.
4. Your santa.
5. It movember.

When I see these young guys with big fat beards I just think nob, more so the very trendy dudes who are all smart, tidy haircut but then have this big stupied beards.

I'm firmly in camp 2. Not old but ill. The beard was to keep my face warm and avoid the pins and needles that were a side effect of my chemo, but now it's warmed up.and i'm on different chemo it needs to go.

[DaveB]

Beards are gross only suitable if you,

1. You are very fat and trying to hide / mask that big old double chin you have grown yourself.
2. You too old to look after yourself or not old but ill and cannot look after yourself.
3. You losing your hair on your head so need to make up for it.
4. Your santa.
5. It movember.

When I see these young guys with big fat beards I just think nob, more so the very trendy dudes who are all smart, tidy haircut but then have this big stupied beards.

Nope, none of the above. In fact with regard to point 3 I have rather more hair on my head than most, as attendees of the Counting House drinks sessions will attest.

I have a beard because I like it, it suits me and and it's less hassle than having to shave every day. Although I do still have to shave occasionally as I keep neck and cheeks clean shaven rather than going for the full OU Geography Lecturer look.

[kevpuk]

Nope, none of the above. In fact with regard to point 3 I have rather more hair on my head than most, as attendees of the Counting House drinks sessions will attest.

Attested

[minestrone]

I have a lovely beard just now.

[mudskipper]

Nope, none of the above. In fact with regard to point 3 I have rather more hair on my head than most, as attendees of the Counting House drinks sessions will attest.

I have a beard because I like it, it suits me and and it's less hassle than having to shave every day. Although I do still have to shave occasionally as I keep neck and cheeks clean shaven rather than going for the full OU Geography Lecturer look.

I dunno - I reckon you could pass as a geography teacher.

[DaveB]

I dunno - I reckon you could pass as a geography teacher.

Oi!

[norrahe]

I dunno - I reckon you could pass as a geography teacher.

I was thinking more history than geography.

[darmstadt]

I was thinking more history than geography.

Mmmm, history teachers....



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