The laziest thing I've ever seen

[d000hg]

People who rudely barge past on escalators are rather irritating, but it's worth remembering that outside of big cities people aren't au fait with the etiquette to stand on one side and walk on the other.

[greenlake]

One thing that annoys me (one of very many) is apparently able people who stand on escalators and block my way.

Sometimes, it just can't be helped....

[MarillionFan]

One of the permies taking the lift to go _down_ one floor!

And the lard arsed fat feck had to wait for quite a while.

If he was a dog, he'd lean against a wall to bark

Is that the same as an elevator?

I sometime use the elevator to go down a floor to the restroom. Gives me a chance to sit on the can and read applicants resumes before booking my vacation.