The laziest thing I've ever seen

[MarillionFan]

One of the permies taking the lift to go _down_ one floor!

And the lard arsed fat feck had to wait for quite a while.

If he was a dog, he'd lean against a wall to bark

Is that the same as an elevator?

I sometime use the elevator to go down a floor to the restroom. Gives me a chance to sit on the can and read applicants resumes before booking my vacation.

[greenlake]

One thing that annoys me (one of very many) is apparently able people who stand on escalators and block my way.

Sometimes, it just can't be helped....

[d000hg]

People who rudely barge past on escalators are rather irritating, but it's worth remembering that outside of big cities people aren't au fait with the etiquette to stand on one side and walk on the other.

[xoggoth]

One thing that annoys me (one of very many) is apparently able people who stand on escalators and block my way. Does it occur to them that if they f* walked sometimes they would not be quite so f* fat?

[BigRed]

One place I worked had a group of 'Offshore Resources' over for a 3 week stint. They invariably took the lift both ways even though they couldn't all fit in it in one go. That was a single floor as well.

[OwlHoot]

Was he carrying a hot drink?

Probably several chocolattes (extra sugar) inside him. But otherwise, none that I could see

[d000hg]

elevators and lifts annoy you too?

Aren't they the same thing?

A lift has to go down otherwise it can only be used once.

[Old Greg]

Down escalators (do they have a less contradictory name?) annoy me on principle.

You do know they do it on purpose?

[evilagent]

Down escalators (do they have a less contradictory name?) annoy me on principle.

elevators and lifts annoy you too?

[gingerjedi]

Was he carrying a hot drink?

[d000hg]

Down escalators (do they have a less contradictory name?) annoy me on principle.

[Old Greg]

One of the permies taking the lift to go _down_ one floor!

And the lard arsed fat feck had to wait for quite a while.

If he was a dog, he'd lean against a wall to bark

Probably let rip a good fart on the way down. Was he mumbling about drinking champagne in the morning in an American accent?

[OwlHoot]

One of the permies taking the lift to go _down_ one floor!

And the lard arsed fat feck had to wait for quite a while.

If he was a dog, he'd lean against a wall to bark