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#1 reason I'm glad I'm not Swedish.
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And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014 -
Originally posted by AtW View PostIt's not something that can be imagined, you can only see it for yourself"You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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Originally posted by SueEllen View PostHaving 5 million Vietnamese dong isn't going to get you very much....Comment
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When we lived in London our house was fairly close to the local park. My total stoner of a mate came round he one night and got wasted, unfortunately the idiot left the back door open and there was a thunderstorm while he was oblivious in a coma on the sofa. We didn't think
much more about it until things started to get nibbled on. Then a small hole appeared in the skirting board. Aw we have a little cute mouse I thought to me self, I will get some traps. That evening I came down stairs to get a glass of water, switched on the light and sat startled in the middle of the floor was the biggest rat I have ever seen!
I would estimate that it was slightly shorter than a sausage dog! It was fooking huge. I darted up the stairs and the rat ran under the kitchen cupboards. Me and my girlfriend got dressed and we went for a 3 hour midnight drive around London while we discussed what we could do about the new lodger we didn't go back in the house for two days until the rat infestation guys from the council had poisoned the bastard.Comment
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Originally posted by sasguru View PostNo it growled. In a rat-like, not a dog-like fashion.Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
I preferred version 1!Comment
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Clearly sas has more day-to-day experience of rats, probably his little squat is infested.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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