Reply to: #1 reason I'm glad I'm not Swedish.

[d000hg]

Clearly sas has more day-to-day experience of rats, probably his little squat is infested.

[BoredBloke]

No it growled. In a rat-like, not a dog-like fashion.

Do rats growl? I thought they squeaked. It could have been a cat that could do impressions!

[bobspud]

When we lived in London our house was fairly close to the local park. My total stoner of a mate came round he one night and got wasted, unfortunately the idiot left the back door open and there was a thunderstorm while he was oblivious in a coma on the sofa. We didn't think
much more about it until things started to get nibbled on. Then a small hole appeared in the skirting board. Aw we have a little cute mouse I thought to me self, I will get some traps. That evening I came down stairs to get a glass of water, switched on the light and sat startled in the middle of the floor was the biggest rat I have ever seen!
I would estimate that it was slightly shorter than a sausage dog! It was fooking huge. I darted up the stairs and the rat ran under the kitchen cupboards. Me and my girlfriend got dressed and we went for a 3 hour midnight drive around London while we discussed what we could do about the new lodger we didn't go back in the house for two days until the rat infestation guys from the council had poisoned the bastard.

[AtW]

Having 5 million Vietnamese dong isn't going to get you very much....

[SueEllen]

It's not something that can be imagined, you can only see it for yourself

Having 5 million Vietnamese dong isn't going to get you very much....

[Mich the Tester]

or a cat like this one:-

Hard little sods aren't they?

[greenlake]

The appearance of a massive rat in a Stockholm family's kitchen has made headlines in Sweden, where it is being dubbed "Ratzilla".

Quick! Fire up the barbecue. We're gonna eat like royalty tonight!

[Bacchus]

They need to get a cat like this one

or a cat like this one:-

[AtW]

He's imagining when he is a multi-millionaire.

It's not something that can be imagined, you can only see it for yourself

[AtW]

Are you sure they wouldn't say no?

I'll take my chances...

[SueEllen]

No it growled.

It was a fox!!

They can make dog sounds.

[sasguru]

Probably was though. Did it meow. That's a dead giveaway if it did

No it growled. In a rat-like, not a dog-like fashion.

[SueEllen]

Are you sure they wouldn't say no?

He's imagining when he is a multi-millionaire.

[Mich the Tester]

Would not say no ...

Are you sure they wouldn't say no?

[AtW]

Would not say no ...