Blokes, do you stand up or sit down when having a slash?
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Are you a Pee-male?
9Stand up - Look ma, no hands!33.33%3Sit down - I am a pee-male55.56%5Andyw's mum and I have a golden shower together11.11%1Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
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So how long have you had homoerotic ex guns n roses fantasies ?Originally posted by SimonMac View PostBlokes, do you stand up or sit down when having a slash?Socialism is inseparably interwoven with totalitarianism and the abject worship of the state.
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He's trying to work out the height he should put this hidden camera.Originally posted by MicrosoftBob View PostSo how long have you had homoerotic ex guns n roses fantasies ?What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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The last time I peed standing up, I was very, very, very drunk
I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this
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Did it work?Originally posted by Pogle View PostThe last time I peed standing up, I was very, very, very drunk
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As a good green type of person, I lie down and pee into my mouth thereby recycling it. HTH.“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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I was very young. About 7 I think. Seemed like a good idea at the time.Originally posted by Pogle View PostThe last time I peed standing up, I was very, very, very drunk
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Dribble, dribble, shake, shake, yeurgh!Originally posted by mudskipper View PostI was very young. About 7 I think. Seemed like a good idea at the time.“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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Why do you need to lie down? Lacking pressure?Originally posted by darmstadt View PostAs a good green type of person, I lie down and pee into my mouth thereby recycling it. HTH.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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