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Only been put through by a female agent once

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    #21
    Originally posted by vwdan View Post
    So, were you born that stupid, Gym Freak, or is it something you have to work at? Same goes Cenoblight.


    Post-op Oestrogen levels surging eh, Daniel(le)? Plenty of sunflower oil will help the scarring. Apply nightly.

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      #22
      Originally posted by Cenobite View Post
      As things have turned out, most agents I've dealt with have been male but recently I applied for a contract and the agent was female. Then it struck me that this is the first time a female agent has ever put me through for a contract and it got me thinking. I don't intend this discussion to turn sexist and perhaps it should have gone in General.

      Personally I'm pretty bad at chatting up women. Fortunately I get approached pretty often by attractive women. So much so, that other blokes don't know how I do it. But if I ever have to approach a women to chat her up, I know I've already failed because nothing's going to happen. They either like me and approach me or they don't.

      However, if I get a face-to-face interview, and I'm interviewed by a woman, I always get the job. Perhaps this relates to another thread I started about telephone interviews. I must come across like a social reject in this post but up until late last year, I'd won every job I'd been interviewed for eight years and gone in on high rates.

      Anyone else overcome this? I'm expecting some abuse!

      Meybe they spot your 10 incher poking through your jeans ?

      Although how an agent would do it via the phone remains a mystery.
      Vote Corbyn ! Save this country !

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        #23
        OP has mastered the use of rohypnol. Gym Beast hangs back in the shadows, waiting for his turn afterwards. It's the only logical explanation.

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          #24
          Originally posted by Gym beast View Post
          Post-op Oestrogen levels surging eh, Daniel(le)? Plenty of sunflower oil will help the scarring. Apply nightly.
          Blimey, sunflower oil?? Were you done in Uzbekistan in the '90s?

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            #25
            A new tosser to the forum? Welcome!
            Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
            +5 Xeno Cool Points

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              #26
              Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
              A new tosser to the forum? Welcome!
              With added cretinism..

              How us ladyees manage to work with those masculine, muscle-bound agents I'll never know...
              "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
              - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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                #27
                Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                A new tosser to the forum? Welcome!
                Dunno. Seems like a recycled one - but with any good bits left out.
                Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by cojak View Post
                  With added cretinism..

                  How us ladyees manage to work with those masculine, muscle-bound agents I'll never know...

                  Who knows C.


                  I work in HR and knit the day away while I await my knight in shining nobbism.
                  Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                  +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                    A new tosser to the forum? Welcome!
                    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                    Who knows C.


                    I work in HR and knit the day away while I await my knight in shining nobbism.
                    If I wasn't a married man...

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
                      If I wasn't a married man...

                      You'd marry gym tosser?
                      Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                      +5 Xeno Cool Points

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