NLUK is full of dirty old men

[northernladyuk]

But as long as they pay their fiver each, you'll hear no complaints here.

[northernladuk]

Anything to keep you in the luxury you so crave my love....

Not sure if Eek has thanked that post as a happy customer or just thought it was funny.

[Old Greg]

Anything to keep you in the luxury you so crave my love....

How can you crave something you already have?

[northernladyuk]

Anything to keep you in the luxury you so crave my love....

Not sure if Eek has thanked that post as a happy customer or just thought it was funny.

Have you had any punters insisting on calling you 'Simon' recently?

[eek]

Anything to keep you in the luxury you so crave my love....

Not sure if Eek has thanked that post as a happy customer or just thought it was funny.

Merely found it funny as is

Have you had any punters insisting on calling you 'Simon' recently?

If you can't laugh at yourself you really aren't self aware.....