So first steak and blow job day, followed by world sleep day!
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its the other way round in my house, I'm getting rested.Originally posted by MicrosoftBob View PostSo first steak and blow job day, followed by world sleep day!Comment
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Took the day off (on full pay). I stayed up to 3am last night watching f1, so I shall be enjoying an afternoon snooze I expect.
Bit annoyed that I missed steak and blowjob day.Will work inside IR35. Or for food.Comment
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Contract for a Japanese owned company. Perfectly acceptable to catch some zeds during the working day.Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
Any tips for grabbing 10 minutes at ClientCo?Comment
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At one place I worked (Japanese) we used to have a lovely room with individual massage chairs surrounded by bamboo trees, perfect for taking 15 minutes during a hectic day. The canteen wasn't too bad either.Originally posted by oracleslave View PostContract for a Japanese owned company. Perfectly acceptable to catch some zeds during the working day.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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At the Japanese investment bank I contracted, the canteen was a nightmare for someone like me who is allergic to shellfish. Every meal was a gravy/soupy looking thing with an assortment of heads (with the odd eyeball) and fins sticking out of it.Originally posted by doodab View PostThe canteen wasn't too bad either.Comment
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Ah we had proper fry ups, followed by something called 'breakfast salad' at lunch.Originally posted by oracleslave View PostAt the Japanese investment bank I contracted, the canteen was a nightmare for someone like me who is allergic to shellfish. Every meal was a gravy/soupy looking thing with an assortment of heads (with the odd eyeball) and fins sticking out of it.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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