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Surely, standing on a lower floor, trying to look up skirts?in the case of multi story shopping centers, leaning on the railings of an upper floor watching the people below
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I mean, who really goes shoe shopping with the missus in this day and age?Originally posted by vetran View Postor if organised, at home watching the football.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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I have to do it once a year to remind her what a bad idea it is!Originally posted by doodab View PostI mean, who really goes shoe shopping with the missus in this day and age?Comment
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Interesting - anyway back to the subject of shoppingOriginally posted by vetran View PostI have to do it once a year to remind her what a bad idea it is!Comment
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Whoever made that mistake more than once?Originally posted by doodab View PostI mean, who really goes shoe shopping with the missus in this day and age?
And if you'd been dragged around the shoe shops as a kid with your sister, you knew the score already.Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.Comment
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Lol!Originally posted by jmo21 View PostMy new favourite phrase is 'hoofwanking bunglecunts'If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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