The official "World War ]i[" thread

[MicrosoftBob]

How come you will ignore statements from the horses mouth, discount factual reports and analysis in the mainstream media on whatever basis but you won't apply an ounce of critical analysis to the statements of a raging nutter?

But enough about Alex Salmond

[doodab]

Just because I listen to one bit of his theory doesn't mean I take the kitchen sink from him

So you accept his conclusions but none of the premises on which it's based? So on what basis do you accept the conclusions?

Back in 1977 he said this conflict was coming

FTFY

it would be a battle between east and west

Any ******* idiot could see that coming. I predicted that if the maiden protesters got their way there would be a backlash in the Eastern Ukraine & Crimea and I didn't have to unleash the shadowy forces of the British Empire to make it sound "believable".

How exactly did the Queen persuade Putin to react in the way he has I wonder? Does she have photos of him with small boys? Or is Russia actually a top secret part of the British Empire? Did it join before or after the last Crimean war?

[suityou01]

They scoffed at Noah you know.

[doodab]

Now if you don't mind, I've got to go and stock up on long life groceries.

So your wife and kids are going to live on spam fritters for three months on the basis of a prediction by some crackpot that the world is about to end, which he's been espousing for the best part of 40 years?

BTW, these colds you keep getting, they are the result of a virus unleashed by the Illuminati to kill anyone with a direct bloodline to Jesus Christ.

[doodab]

They scoffed at Noah you know.

Are you building a boat now?

[suityou01]

So your wife and kids are going to live on spam fritters for three months on the basis of a prediction by some crackpot that the world is about to end, which he's been espousing for the best part of 40 years?

BTW, these colds you keep getting, they are the result of a virus unleashed by the Illuminati to kill anyone with a direct bloodline to Jesus Christ.

No, I figured this out. All by myself. I go to play pool on a Monday evening, in the local league. We're not very good, although naturally I am awesome.

So each leg the two players shake hands. Then at the end of the night everybody shakes hands. So I made sure last night that after every handshake, or bout of handshaking I'd go to the loo and wash my hands thoroughly.

[suityou01]

Are you building a boat now?

In a manner of speaking, yes. Stocking up on rations so to speak. Keeping the fuel tanks topped up. Carrying a plastic trumpet etc etc.

[doodab]

In a manner of speaking, yes. Stocking up on rations so to speak. Keeping the fuel tanks topped up. Carrying a plastic trumpet etc etc.

So nothing that actually floats then? Cos with the floods and all that I thought you might, you know, want to prepare for stuff that might actually happen.

[suityou01]

So nothing that actually floats then? Cos with the floods and all that I thought you might, you know, want to prepare for stuff that might actually happen.

I would use my hunting knife to fashion a canoe out of something. I am self taught in the art of survival to such a high level it is above your head.

[doodab]

I am self taught in the art of survival to such a high level it is above your head.

Presumably you know which side of the river you are on now then?