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“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.” -
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I will command thou. Thou shalt buy holy garments on e-Bay for Chico thy brother for glory and for beauty. And ye shall send him alone with his shining sword of righteousness to wrest the Holy Land from the hypocrites and unbelievers. (Exodus 28:2)It's my opinion and I'm entitled to it. www.areyoupopular.mobiComment
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Chico is going to Hell, my father (who art in heaven) has spoken.
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He's having a go at the flowers now!Originally posted by Jesus
Until then consider the lillies"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Shouldn't they have 'Chastity' on the crotch area?Originally posted by darmstadtHow fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't thinkComment
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The devil made your lovesticks, and it is wrong to play with them outide of Wedlock. Only then does the product become Jesus juice.Comment
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Originally posted by JesusOnly then does the product become Jesus juice.
Never heard it called that before!
"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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