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DaveB replied

22 August 2006, 14:32
Originally posted by Jesus

Only then does the product become Jesus juice.

Never heard it called that before!
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Jesus replied

22 August 2006, 14:28
The devil made your lovesticks, and it is wrong to play with them outide of Wedlock. Only then does the product become Jesus juice.
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Troll replied

22 August 2006, 14:26
Originally posted by darmstadt

Chrimbo pressie for God fearing CUK members

Shouldn't they have 'Chastity' on the crotch area?
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oraclesmith replied

22 August 2006, 13:26
Oh, give the flowers a chance
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DaveB replied

22 August 2006, 13:18
Originally posted by Jesus

Until then consider the lillies

He's having a go at the flowers now!
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Jesus replied

22 August 2006, 13:13
Chico is going to Hell, my father (who art in heaven) has spoken.

Until then consider the lillies
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oraclesmith replied

22 August 2006, 12:34
I will command thou. Thou shalt buy holy garments on e-Bay for Chico thy brother for glory and for beauty. And ye shall send him alone with his shining sword of righteousness to wrest the Holy Land from the hypocrites and unbelievers. (Exodus 28:2)
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Jabberwocky replied

22 August 2006, 12:26
AtW at work on his optimisations
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AtW replied

22 August 2006, 12:20
Chico might be interested if they added this:
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22 August 2006, 12:19
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Chrimbo pressie for God fearing CUK members
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