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    Facebook Messaging

    Yesterdays was a bit funny

    A friend of my gf messaged me...

    Conversation went along the lines of "The lodge you're staying at was showing on 4 in a bed. Liiks amazing you lucky sods x"

    "I want to stay there x"

    "Take me with you xxx"

    "Please xxx"

    "I can sleep at the end of the bed curled up on your feet like a little kitty. I'll even meow x"
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    Then my gf suddenly joins the conversation....I didn't know they could read the messages too
    Socialism is inseparably interwoven with totalitarianism and the abject worship of the state.

    No Socialist Government conducting the entire life and industry of the country could afford to allow free, sharp, or violently-worded expressions of public discontent.
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    If you share our login info for your real account - then assume she follows you closer than the NSA.
    "Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."

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      #3
      The friend might have added your GF to the chat?
      Originally posted by MaryPoppins
      I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
      Originally posted by vetran
      Urine is quite nourishing

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        #4
        Originally posted by MicrosoftBob View Post
        "Take me with you xxx"

        "Please xxx"

        "I can sleep at the end of the bed curled up on your feet like a little kitty. I'll even meow x"
        I wouldn't mind some more pussy in my bed. Forward the message onto me please.
        Contracting: more of the money, less of the sh1t

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          #5
          Originally posted by MicrosoftBob View Post
          Yesterdays was a bit funny

          A friend of my gf messaged me...

          Conversation went along the lines of "The lodge you're staying at was showing on 4 in a bed. Liiks amazing you lucky sods x"

          "I want to stay there x"

          "Take me with you xxx"

          "Please xxx"

          "I can sleep at the end of the bed curled up on your feet like a little kitty. I'll even meow x"
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          Then my gf suddenly joins the conversation....I didn't know they could read the messages too
          you're in there!
          Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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            #6
            Originally posted by MicrosoftBob View Post
            Yesterdays was a bit funny

            A friend of my gf messaged me...

            Conversation went along the lines of "The lodge you're staying at was showing on 4 in a bed. Liiks amazing you lucky sods x"

            "I want to stay there x"

            "Take me with you xxx"

            "Please xxx"

            "I can sleep at the end of the bed curled up on your feet like a little kitty. I'll even meow x"
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            Then my gf suddenly joins the conversation....I didn't know they could read the messages too
            The question is - did you GF agree to this girl sharing the bed with you?
            "He's actually ripped" - Jared Padalecki

            https://youtu.be/l-PUnsCL590?list=PL...dNeCyi9a&t=615

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              Originally posted by MyUserName View Post
              The question is - did you GF agree to this girl sharing the bed with you?
              No, I couldn't even bring my pussy either
              Socialism is inseparably interwoven with totalitarianism and the abject worship of the state.

              No Socialist Government conducting the entire life and industry of the country could afford to allow free, sharp, or violently-worded expressions of public discontent.

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                #8
                Offer to take her there without your gf. But don't do it on facebook just in case.

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