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Well that will upset the racists
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Evolution hasn't explained the NE of England yet.<Insert idea here> will never be adopted because the politicians are in the pockets of the banks!Comment
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That might have something to do with the Viking invasion...Originally posted by petergriffin View PostEvolution hasn't explained the NE of England yet."I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
- Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...Comment
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Who is the 'ardest ? a black bear or a polar bear ?
i rest my case
winnie the poo vs that bear from off the glacier mint ?
it's a no-brainer(\__/)
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Winnie the pooh was Orange so its David Dickenson versus Mr Glacier Mint.Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostWho is the 'ardest ? a black bear or a polar bear ?
i rest my case
winnie the poo vs that bear from off the glacier mint ?
it's a no-brainerComment
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Sooty was orange too, and he gave Sue two black eyes.Originally posted by vetran View PostWinnie the pooh was Orange so its David Dickenson versus Mr Glacier Mint.Comment
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yeah, sue is a bear.Originally posted by mudskipper View PostSooty was orange too, and he gave Sue two black eyes.
all polar bears are left handed, so if she married one of them, she'd only get one black eye(\__/)
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Now you have.Originally posted by zeitghostYou hu-mans really crack I up.
Er, wouldn't that imply that pale skin is a later evolutionary adaptation to higher latitudes.
Then again, I don't think I've ever seen a white gorilla or chimp and they're from Africa too.

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Nookie bear!Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostWho is the 'ardest ? a black bear or a polar bear ?
If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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