How do you know if a woman likes you on a date?

[MicrosoftBob]

"Would you like the URL for the live webcam of my tit cam?" would be a good line.

FTFY

[Sysman]

Well, as was promised - "till death do us part"...

"I told you you would regret forcing me into marriage and everyone predicted a messy end", sighed Eugene, caressing his axe.

[BrilloPad]

An American woman will expect to share the cost.
A British woman will expect you to pay.
An Australian woman will arm-wrestle you for it.

What will a Thai girl do?

[SueEllen]

What will a Thai girl do?

Depends on how much she wants a British passport.

[Bunk]

An American woman will expect to share the cost.
A British woman will expect you to pay.
An Australian woman will arm-wrestle you for it.

A Scottish girl will chib you if you don't pay.

[expat]

A Scottish girl will chib you if you don't pay.

Give her a Scottish kiss.


Give the Australian girl an Australian kiss.

[Bunk]

Give the Australian girl an Australian kiss.

Is that when you kiss her "down under"?

[Halo Jones]

Thing is, hands up how many guys have copped a withering stare from women for not holding the door open? I mean, if you want to go dutch then you can open your own ******* door as well. Can't have it both ways.

Yes you can,

I will generally pay for my own meal, but the holding door open thing – that’s basic manners, if I get to a door 1st I will open it, if the other I am with gets their first I expect them to open it.

BGG had a great line on this; once he opened a door for a lady & she demanded to know “did you open the door because I was a lady?” his classic response was “No, I did it because I am a gentleman”

[BigTime]

The only person I would split the bill with is another contractor.

[northernladuk]

The only person I would split the bill with is another contractor.

But you would both make sure you got a copy of the receipt?