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    #31
    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    OK I'm game. Throw in a consultation at a private clap clinic and you're on.
    Very considerate of you to get yourself cleaned up before you see her.

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      #32
      Originally posted by doodab View Post
      Indeed. And you can't make cheese on toast in a toaster either.
      Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
      Challenge accepted!
      Easy, turn the toaster on it's side.
      "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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        #33
        Originally posted by DaveB View Post
        Easy, turn the toaster on it's side.
        Grated or sliced?
        Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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          #34
          Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
          Grated or sliced?
          Sliced, grated piles up to much.

          Just remember to put a plate in front of it to catch it when it pops out.
          "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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            #35
            Originally posted by DaveB View Post
            Easy, turn the toaster on it's side.
            KUATB
            Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
            Turn the toaster on its side. It works well until the spring triggers...
            Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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              #36
              http://i.ebayimg.com/t/2-TOASTER-BAGS-NON-STICK-REUSABLE-DISHWASHER-SAFE-/00/s/ODAwWDgwMA==/z/JTAAAOxyTP1SOcdA/$(KGrHqNHJB8FIg7ZzDjmBSOcc+v2v!~~60_35.JPG

              are great!
              Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                #37
                Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                I look about 73 IRL. Mentally I have the age of a very immature and smutty 12 year old.
                WSYS

                My pointless gadget is an iron. Although I did once buy a pack of wine bottle stoppers - me for wasting money.
                +50 Xeno Geek Points
                Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
                As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

                Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

                CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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                  #38
                  Originally posted by Zippy View Post
                  WSYS
                  My pointless gadget is an iron. Although I did once buy a pack of wine bottle stoppers - me for wasting money.
                  You love me really
                  Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                    #39
                    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                    You love me really
                    Of course

                    I'd just like to point out that my previous post didn't refer to my soldering iron. Only the kind that does shirts and stuff.
                    +50 Xeno Geek Points
                    Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
                    As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

                    Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

                    CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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                      #40
                      We have a pasta maker from when we were married 15 years ago. Still got the tag on.

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