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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

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    How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

    Poll to follow.

    #2
    Offer them a contract in Jersey ?
    Socialism is inseparably interwoven with totalitarianism and the abject worship of the state.

    No Socialist Government conducting the entire life and industry of the country could afford to allow free, sharp, or violently-worded expressions of public discontent.

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      #3
      Put him in a liquid that has the same density as his body.
      And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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        #4
        Aggggh. And unresolved situation.

        my brain itches.
        Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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          #5
          Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
          Aggggh. And unresolved situation.

          my brain itches.
          Here you go:

          Code:
          throw new NotImplementedException();

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            #6
            Tell him that 24 million Bulgarians and Romanians are in the 'hood but they are invisible.
            <Insert idea here> will never be adopted because the politicians are in the pockets of the banks!

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