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    #11
    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    I'm touching myself
    But thinking of you.

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      #12
      Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
      Can anyone help me with this, I cant think of anything that rhymes


      I love you, I love you
      I love you to bits
      .....
      ....
      Let me ravish your body
      any way the law permits
      England's greatest sailor since Nelson lost the armada.

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        #13
        Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
        Can we work in a duck tape angle
        I like your wit
        and your Americanism
        whats that white stuff on your chin ?
        .....




        no....its gone...
        (\__/)
        (>'.'<)
        ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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          #14
          Stuck on rhymes for both last two lines.

          I could never thank enough,
          You for making a welcome place,
          Now kneel down and ..........
          And I'll make sure to ...........

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            #15
            Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
            I like your wit
            and your Americanism
            whats that white stuff on your chin ?
            .....




            no....its gone...
            You're really fit
            Now here's my finger and round you spin
            Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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              #16
              Roses are red
              Violets are blue
              Porn hub is down
              Your mum's Facebook will do
              Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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                #17
                Roses are red,
                Violets are blue,
                I've got a knife,
                get in the van !
                When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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                  #18
                  Theres no point me putting down the seat
                  The crabs in there can jump ten feet
                  And if you thinks thats very high
                  In my exes place the bastids fly
                  (\__/)
                  (>'.'<)
                  ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                    Theres no point me putting down the seat
                    The crabs in there can jump ten feet
                    And if you thinks thats very high
                    In my exes place the bastids fly
                    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
                      You're really fit
                      Now here's my finger and round you spin
                      I think, for scanning and rhyming purposes, your last line should have rhymed with 'americanism'.

                      Just need to find a word for 'romance custard' that rhymes with 'americanism'.....
                      When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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