Moved:Valentines poems

[TestMangler]

It's a bit 'last year' but....

Roses are red,
Violets are glorious,
Never sneak up,
On Oscar Pistorius.

[EternalOptimist]

I think, for scanning and rhyming purposes, your last line should have rhymed with 'americanism'.

Just need to find a word for 'romance custard' that rhymes with 'americanism'.....

[darmstadt]

I think, for scanning and rhyming purposes, your last line should have rhymed with 'americanism'.

Just need to find a word for 'romance custard' that rhymes with 'americanism'.....

You're right. Isn't custard one of those words like orange and porridge that you can't rhyme with?

[Pondlife]

You're right. Isn't custard one of those words like orange and porridge that you can't rhyme with?

For breakfast, heart shaped eggs
For lunch it's ham and mustard
But I've a special treat for tea tonight
a load of romance custard.

[Ticktock]

You're right. Isn't custard one of those words like orange and porridge that you can't rhyme with?

Yep. It really cuts the mustard when it comes to not rhyming.

Hang on a minute... I'm getting flustered.

[TestMangler]

You're right. Isn't custard one of those words like orange and porridge that you can't rhyme with?

I'm hoping you're deliberately missing the point..............

[EternalOptimist]

If someone comes along and says
nothing rhymes with custard
go and get a baseball bat
and hit him till its busted

[pjclarke]

Juice from an old grape,
Barry White on the speaker
You get the Duck Tape
I'll rinse the penis beaker.

[darmstadt]

Roses are red
Lace is erotic
I'm wearing all your underwear
And I'm borderline psychotic.

[hyperD]

Just booked a table for me and the wife for Valentine's Day.

Hope the bitch knows how to play snooker.