'Suspicious' pair taken off plane

[stackpole]

BBC

Two men were taken off a flight bound for Manchester after some passengers became alarmed about what they regarded as suspicious behaviour.

People on the Airbus 320 at Malaga alerted staff and demanded their removal, Monarch Airlines said.

The pair were subsequently taken from flight ZB 613, carrying 150 passengers and seven crew, early on Wednesday.

Two men, reported to be of Asian or Middle Eastern appearance, were questioned for several hours.

This is going to be interesting when everyone starts vetting their fellow passengers.

[Troll]

W.A.S.P. Air travel ..my latest business plan..no darkies allowed

[cojak]

...not so much about the colour of their skin as the round black ball with "BOMB" written on it in their bag that wouldn't fit in the luggage rack

and the limp and extra shoe ties coming out out their trainers..

[mcquiggd]

The fuzzy-wuzzies should travel by boat...

[lilelvis2000]

skin bleach sales will surely increase.

[CaribbeanPirate]

The fuzzy-wuzzies should travel by boat...

Not on my boat, the Jolly Rogger

[Francko]

Not on my boat, the Jolly Rogger

Oh dear. Looks like a very gay boat. I don't want to know what kind of parties are going on there....

[thunderlizard]

"I am fed up with these m******ing suspicious people on this m******ing plane!"

[CaribbeanPirate]

Oh dear. Looks like a very gay boat. I don't want to know what kind of parties are going on there....

Jolly Roger Cruises, Grand Cayman

It’s mainly for American tourists. However, if you’ve had enough to drink before you get onboard; the sunset cruise can be a bit of a fun night out.

[CaribbeanPirate]

Certainly has! It’s on the underside. The only way to find it is when we keelhaul from stem to stern; but nobody who we’ve done that to have told the tale as to precisely where it is on account of them not being able to keep their gob shut and they drown. Which is normally the reason why we keelhauled them in the first place?