Today's Lunch

[BrilloPad]

1) Bloke serving in canteen really needed to blow his nose. He dishes out my food and then stands there prattling on about the weather still holding my plate thus maximising the opportunity for that dried, encrusted object dangling from his nose to drop into my cannelloni.

Extra protein! I hope you paid the extra 10p for that.

[doodab]

Sounds tasty but.........

• Pork
• Sprouts
• Sweetcorn

Putting sprouts and sweetcorn into a baby as well. That's asking for trouble.

[d000hg]

Ugh, sprouts. I've a very wide palate and I'll eat them but I cannot see why people actively like them and would choose them over other green veg like broccoli/cabbage/etc.

[vetran]

Sounds tasty but.........

• Pork
• Sprouts
• Sweetcorn

too true.

Tonight Dinner will be washed down with a pint of homebrew, at least the bed will be warm!

My Daughter has no problem with wind, she grins and trumpets with a smile - Daddy's girl!

[vetran]

Ugh, sprouts. I've a very wide palate and I'll eat them but I cannot see why people actively like them and would choose them over other green veg like broccoli/cabbage/etc.

actually properly cooked they taste great, they have been breeding them to be sweeter. Its the overcooked soggy ones that taste vile

[Dactylion]

Ugh.

Makes my hotdog, fried onion, cheese food slice, ketchup and american mustard club sandwich sound even better almost edible (if you have no gag reflex).

FTFY

[d000hg]

actually properly cooked they taste great, they have been breeding them to be sweeter. Its the overcooked soggy ones that taste vile

No they don't. I've had them properly cooked and while OK, they are still "OK" rather than nice. The only way I know to make them nice is frying in butter with bacon but that proves nothing.

FTFY

Snob

[hyperD]

No they don't. I've had them properly cooked and while OK, they are still "OK" rather than nice. The only way I know to make them nice is frying in butter with bacon but that proves nothing.

Snob

Sprouts, lightly steamed, then fried in butter, pancetta and Riesling and seasoned - lovely! Still fart like a trooper but at least they smell Christmassy.

So this lorry full of tortoises collided with a van full of terrapins. It was a turtle disaster.

[Bellona]

Sprouts, lightly steamed, then fried in butter, pancetta and Riesling and seasoned - lovely! Still fart like a trooper but at least they smell Christmassy

[norrahe]

Sprouts, lightly steamed, then fried in butter, pancetta and Riesling and seasoned - lovely! Still fart like a trooper but at least they smell Christmassy.

So this lorry full of tortoises collided with a van full of terrapins. It was a turtle disaster.

Sprouts, steamed, then pureed with butter, creme fraiche, salt and pepper.

mmmmm

Other than that way, bleedin' 'orrible things.