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    #21
    “I plead guilty to all charges of corruption, deception and treason”
    – Tony Blair, 2008.
    Blair, you cannot reach me now,
    No matter how you try,
    Goodbye cruel Labour,
    Your end is nigh.

    International Talk Like a Pirate Day

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      #22
      "Are you sponge or stone?"
      my ferret is your ferret

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        #23
        Possibly misheard

        "I said 72 raisins, you stupid f*ckers!"
        Why not?

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          #24
          "80% of success is showing up" - Woody Allen.

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            #25
            Wherever you go, there you are.

            - Buckaroo Banzai.

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              #26
              "The queens are out dancing,
              but now it's not funny
              'cos there goes one walking
              away with your sonny"

              V. Furnier
              We must strike at the lies that have spread like disease through our minds

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                #27
                The penalty for failure is extermination

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                  #28
                  "Don't know about his cat, but Schroedinger is definitely dead."

                  You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.

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                    #29
                    Do you know he has an excellent brain, that man... although a little pedestrian.
                    But oh dear, what a bore the fellow is!

                    Me, describing the Doctor, in "The Time Monster"

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                      #30
                      "That was so funny I think I may have just lost my own dignity!"

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