Reply to: Your favourite Quote

[cojak]

From a retro-athlete

"My motto is don't look back in anger. We have to move forward backwards"

- Rinaldo Inabnit, winner of the 1st 11km reverse-running race in Switzerland.

[marty_boy]

a Bon Jovi

Being interupted during sex - as in, 'half way there...'.

"I was about to drop my load in Becky when my roommate bardged in the room. Becky ran to the bathroom, then wouldn't let me finish...leaving me with a Bon Jovi."

[marty_boy]

"I hate people who generalise, they are all the same "

or

"yer ma's yer da and yer da loves it "

From UrbanDictionary.com


Contrary to popular beleif the term 'yer ma' doesn't actually originate in Scotland. It has been used by many 'spides' or 'steeks' in the beautiful county of Northern Ireland for many many years. As stated above, it is used in a vulgar way when in an argument, when the spide/steek can't think of anything else to say.
Generally it is used to imply that that the spide/steek has had sexual relations with one's mother... but it is usually not the case, since most spides/steeks couldn't get laid if they tried.

"I had yer ma last neet so ah did!"

[Alf W]

"I never touched it."

Inzamam-ul-Haq

[Xenophon]

"Blah, blah, blah, now watch this drive!" George Dubya

I also like the following observation by Steven Wright - "If dracula can't see his reflection in the mirror, how come his hair is always so neatly combed?"

[gingerjedi]

Originally Posted by gingerjedi

"Going through life worrying about what might happen is not living in my book, if I choose to drive at 100mph in the outside lane throughout my life and save myself 30 minutes a day that’s extra time I can spend with my family and its a risk I’m willing to take."

Thanks for spotting this wendy. I hope ginger's family appreciates it!

Wow I've been quoted! I was making a point about driving fast in the outside lane and how it is less dangerous (in the right conditions) than driving at 55 on the inside and dicing with death amongst the sleepy foreign lorry drivers.

More a 'time managment/risk' quote than a 'live fast die young' one.

[shaunbhoy]

A quote made just prior to the second Gulf War, following an upbeat prediction about the war being won in short order..........
"You can't realistically expect to defeat a country the size of France in a matter of days......unless of course that country IS France!"



I also like
"A Jury is a group of people that gather together to decide who has the best lawyer!"

[djfoot]

"That's not my floater in the toilet, but they are my skid marks"

[interested]

"To alcohol - the cause of and solution to, all of life's problems"

Homer Simpson

[bogeyman]

"The more corrupt the state, the more numerous the laws" - Tacitus

[lORD lUCAN]

"That was so funny I think I may have just lost my own dignity!"

[The Master]

Do you know he has an excellent brain, that man... although a little pedestrian.
But oh dear, what a bore the fellow is!

Me, describing the Doctor, in "The Time Monster"

[bogeyman]

"Don't know about his cat, but Schroedinger is definitely dead."

[Dalek Supreme]

The penalty for failure is extermination

[Fleetwood]

"The queens are out dancing,
but now it's not funny
'cos there goes one walking
away with your sonny"

V. Furnier