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Two of my favourite lyrics for the testing phase of a project:
"Beat on the brat, beat on the brat, beat on the brat with a baseball bat." - The Ramones
"Don't try to test me, 'cos you'll get a reaction" - Lilly AllenComment
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Religion is the sigh of the oppressed creature, the heart of a heartless world, and the soul of soulless conditions. It is the opium of the people.
KARL MARX, Criticism of Hegel's "Philosophy of Right"Comment
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"Did IQs just drop sharply while I was away?"Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
threadeds website, and here's my blog.Comment
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"Who ate all the pies? Oh I did" - ThreadedWhat happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Originally Posted by gingerjedi
"Going through life worrying about what might happen is not living in my book, if I choose to drive at 100mph in the outside lane throughout my life and save myself 30 minutes a day that’s extra time I can spend with my family and its a risk I’m willing to take."
Thanks for spotting this wendy. I hope ginger's family appreciates it!Comment
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all is for the best in this, the best of all possible worlds
i.e "it happens!"
Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.
Woody AllenComment
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Before I speak I'd just like to say something - R. ReaganMcCoy: "Medical men are trained in logic."
Spock: "Trained? Judging from you, I would have guessed it was trial and error."Comment
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