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Saying those little words

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    #11
    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    Darling - I put the bins out!
    You get credit for putting the bins out, but you loose double that credit if you point out what a good lad you've been. Triple if you say "Darling - I've put the bins out for you".
    Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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      #12
      Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
      You get credit for putting the bins out, but you loose double that credit if you point out what a good lad you've been. Triple if you say "Darling - I've put the bins out for you".
      Mrs V is the same, you never mention it, but if she takes the bin bag out I have to hold a small party in her honour!

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        #13
        Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
        So what romantic gestures do the gentlemen like their ladies to make? Apart from a BJ that is.
        A threesome and then off down to the pub
        "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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          #14
          Originally posted by vetran View Post
          Though you are pretty spot on for most men's desert preference!
          Gobi?
          Originally posted by MaryPoppins
          I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
          Originally posted by vetran
          Urine is quite nourishing

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            #15
            Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
            So what romantic gestures do the gentlemen like their ladies to make? Apart from a BJ that is.
            Not romantic exactly, but basic stuff like if the dishwasher is full put it on, if it's empty put stuff in it instead of leaving it on the side, clean the sharp kives after use. Generally try not to leave the kitchen in an unusable state.
            While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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              #16
              Originally posted by doodab View Post
              Not romantic exactly, but basic stuff like if the dishwasher is full put it on, if it's empty put stuff in it instead of leaving it on the side, clean the sharp kives after use. Generally try not to leave the kitchen in an unusable state.
              Sorry

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                #17
                Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                Gobi?
                yes she is , I have to tell her not to talk with her mouth full!


                Baddoom Tish!




                sorry I knew someone would pick up on that It would have been ruined if you had said Sahara and I would have had to set it up for myself!

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                  #18
                  Don't forget the card!

                  11 Emotionally Repressed Valentine's Cards For British People

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by Flashman View Post



                    Sounds about right.

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
                      So what romantic gestures do the gentlemen like their ladies to make? Apart from a BJ that is.

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