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Saying those little words
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You get credit for putting the bins out, but you loose double that credit if you point out what a good lad you've been. Triple if you say "Darling - I've put the bins out for you".Down with racism. Long live miscegenation! -
Mrs V is the same, you never mention it, but if she takes the bin bag out I have to hold a small party in her honour!Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostYou get credit for putting the bins out, but you loose double that credit if you point out what a good lad you've been. Triple if you say "Darling - I've put the bins out for you".Comment
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A threesome and then off down to the pubOriginally posted by mudskipper View PostSo what romantic gestures do the gentlemen like their ladies to make? Apart from a BJ that is."A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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Gobi?Originally posted by vetran View PostThough you are pretty spot on for most men's desert preference!Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Not romantic exactly, but basic stuff like if the dishwasher is full put it on, if it's empty put stuff in it instead of leaving it on the side, clean the sharp kives after use. Generally try not to leave the kitchen in an unusable state.Originally posted by mudskipper View PostSo what romantic gestures do the gentlemen like their ladies to make? Apart from a BJ that is.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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SorryOriginally posted by doodab View PostNot romantic exactly, but basic stuff like if the dishwasher is full put it on, if it's empty put stuff in it instead of leaving it on the side, clean the sharp kives after use. Generally try not to leave the kitchen in an unusable state.
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yes she is , I have to tell her not to talk with her mouth full!Originally posted by d000hg View PostGobi?
Baddoom Tish!
sorry I knew someone would pick up on that
It would have been ruined if you had said Sahara and I would have had to set it up for myself!
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Originally posted by mudskipper View PostSo what romantic gestures do the gentlemen like their ladies to make? Apart from a BJ that is.
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