Women - get out of the army and back in the kitchen

[BrilloPad]

BBC News - Cpl Anne-Marie Ellement inquest: Rape claim soldier 'bullied with insects'

A soldier had a box of crickets released in her room in a bullying campaign, an inquest heard.

Oh no! Clearly the taliban have been missing a trick all these years. Forget the bullets and bombs - release the crickets.

Anyone who joins the army really should know what to expect.

And if the army is too tough, join the navy. Feel a new man every day.

[MarillionFan]

BBC News - Cpl Anne-Marie Ellement inquest: Rape claim soldier 'bullied with insects'

A soldier had a box of crickets released in her room in a bullying campaign, an inquest heard.

Oh no! Clearly the taliban have been missing a trick all these years. Forget the bullets and bombs - release the crickets.

Anyone who joins the army really should know what to expect.

And if the army is too tough, join the navy. Feel a new man every day.

Jimmy Cricket? Paedo! AtW told me.

[BrilloPad]

Jimmy Cricket? Paedo! AtW told me.

Don't mention Jimmy CRicket. Pinocchio is getting wood.

[vwdan]

After possibly being raped and during a campaign of abuse. Christ, some of you lot should get the Daily Mail award of out of context reporting.

Can you really not see the difference between the above and some squaddie banter?

[mudskipper]

Yep, she hanged herself because of a few crickets.

[Ticktock]

Anyone who joins the army really should know what to expect.

Do they put that in the ad campaigns now? "Be the best, get raped"? Otherwise, how would you know to expect it?

But of course, you simply meant being bullied because she made a complaint about it, rather than keeping quiet.
So really you mean that if you join the army you should know never to report a crime.

[doodab]

And the brillopad award for misogynistic prickery goes to...

[Dallas]

And the brillopad award for misogynistic prickery goes to...

Yep - what the hell are you thinking!

[northernladuk]

I thought from the title of this post it was about this...

[Mich the Tester]

Seeing as a lot of modern women can't cook, and most chaps with a decent income own a dishwasher machine, what are women supposed to do in the kitchen? Well alright, bend over the work surface with their skirts up, but aside from that?