Are you overweight part II?

[MarillionFan]

with a 40'' waist

And a fat head.

[mudskipper]

48-50 (not sure my exact waist, it was 34" but I am one belt buckle thinner now)

Presumably you use the size you use for trousers i.e. stand normally.

Not unless you wear your trousers an inch above your belly button.

Whoever thought there would be so many healthy, attractive, normal men on cuk?!

[SimonMac]

And a fat head.

Your wife loves my head

[MarillionFan]

Your wife loves my head

Says she loves punching it.

[Mich the Tester]

Your wife loves my head

You give head to MF's wife? How does that work then?

[d000hg]

You give head to MF's wife? How does that work then?

Poor Mrs. Tester.

[Mich the Tester]

Poor Mrs. Tester.

Look I know about munching rug, but I always thought 'giving head' was related to the act of sucking on the male appendage, not something I'm keen on doing. I had an image of MF's wife being a shemale and SM turning up to give her/him some satisfaction.

And anyway, it's Lady Tester.

[d000hg]

It can be used as a generic term.