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Things that probably seemed like a good idea at the time.

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    #11
    Another beer.
    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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      #12
      Trying to touch my left elbow with my left hand, ouch...
      Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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        #13
        Testing if a knife was sharp against my thumb. And then when my wife asked me how I'd cut my thumb, I demonstrated on the other thumb.

        Joining a discussion about Israel...
        Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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          #14
          Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
          Table football in clientCo canteen / lounge area.

          Bang, bang, bang, bang, cheer, bang, bang.
          Is this related to the hangover from last nights trip to the Gurkha Palace?
          Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
          I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

          I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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            #15
            Originally posted by RedSauce View Post
            asphyxiwanking
            I am all for most fetishes but not auto erotic asphyxiation, those people should be strung up!
            Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
            I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

            I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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              #16
              Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
              Testing if a knife was sharp against my thumb. And then when my wife asked me how I'd cut my thumb, I demonstrated on the other thumb.
              Our moderator, ladies and germs.
              Originally posted by MaryPoppins
              I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
              Originally posted by vetran
              Urine is quite nourishing

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                #17
                Using bumper-shine on the seat of my supersport. Scary times.

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by Runs With Scissors View Post
                  Giving women the vote?

                  Something odd here.
                  What happens in General, stays in General.
                  You know what they say about assumptions!

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                    #19
                    Windows

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                      #20
                      servicing the office m*lf on your last day of permiedom leaving drinks and explaining this away as "i fell asleep on the last train and woke up at kings lynn"

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