Pffrrrt...BOOM!

[vetran]

you lot get on my teats, you better hoof it otherwise I might have a beef with you.

[Pondlife]

I'm pretty sure we can milk this one of puns for ages. I'd steak my reputation on it.

[Mich the Tester]

I'm pretty sure we can milk this one of puns for ages. I'd steak my reputation on it.

Well I didn't hide my intention in starting the thread.

[Pondlife]

Well I didn't hide my intention in starting the thread.

Think I've herd most of yours as you're pasture best now.

Butter keep going though.

[OwlHoot]

Ninety flatulent cows start fire at dairy farm in Germany - Europe - World - The Independent

Have we done this yet?

There have been several huge explosions recently in pig farms in the US Mid West, some killing thousands of pigs unfortunately.

Researchers have come up with the Pig Bang Theory, whereby methane builds up in foam beneath the floor in pig pens.

(The Yanks always have to go one better don't they - It isn't enough to have a simple fire, they have to blow the roof off and obliterate the whole building! )

[Mich the Tester]

Think I've herd most of yours as you're pasture best now.

Butter keep going though.

Manure ones are even worse.

[Pondlife]

Manure ones are even worse.

Agreed, a complete load of bull

[Mich the Tester]

Agreed, a complete load of bull

Well I can't pat myself on the back for them, no.

[Pondlife]

Well I can't pat myself on the back for them, no.

Agreed, that would really stink.

Could turn into a veal problem down the line.

[Mich the Tester]

Agreed, that would really stink.

Could turn into a veal problem down the line.

I think I'm dung with this thread now.