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    Cos noddy wouldn't pay the ransom.
    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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      Originally posted by Bellona View Post
      I give milk, and have a horn, but I'm not a cow or a goat - what am I ?
      Could have been a rhinoceros ...
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        Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
        Cos noddy wouldn't pay the ransom.
        (\__/)
        (>'.'<)
        ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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          My house has 4 walls all facing south. A bear walks past. What colour was the bear and why?
          Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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            Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
            My house has 4 walls all facing south. A bear walks past. What colour was the bear and why?
            White, you are at the North pole
            "He's actually ripped" - Jared Padalecki

            https://youtu.be/l-PUnsCL590?list=PL...dNeCyi9a&t=615

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              Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
              My house has 4 walls all facing south. A bear walks past. What colour was the bear and why?
              White its a Polar bear, your house is at the North Pole

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                Ok ok, too easy.

                #10 What goes around the world, but always stays in the corner?
                Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                  Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                  Ok ok, too easy.

                  #10 What goes around the world, but always stays in the corner?
                  A stamp?
                  "He's actually ripped" - Jared Padalecki

                  https://youtu.be/l-PUnsCL590?list=PL...dNeCyi9a&t=615

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                    Originally posted by MyUserName View Post
                    A stamp?
                    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                      What runs up a hill without moving?
                      "He's actually ripped" - Jared Padalecki

                      https://youtu.be/l-PUnsCL590?list=PL...dNeCyi9a&t=615

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