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    A shrivelled apple ?
    If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, quacks like a duck,it must be a duck

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      Originally posted by Bellona View Post
      A shrivelled apple ?
      You are getting very warm. It is a fruit.
      Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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        Has to be a cherry then
        If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, quacks like a duck,it must be a duck

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          Originally posted by Bellona View Post
          Has to be a cherry then
          Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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            I'm gonna slot in a cheeky one before I have to go ...
            I am a yellow hat in a Red Sea
            What am I .
            If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, quacks like a duck,it must be a duck

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              why do elephants have big ears ?
              (\__/)
              (>'.'<)
              ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                why do elephants have big ears ?
                So you can't see them in cherry trees.

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                  Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                  why do elephants have big ears ?
                  To keep cool
                  If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, quacks like a duck,it must be a duck

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                    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
                    So you can't see them in cherry trees.
                    If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, quacks like a duck,it must be a duck

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                      heh heh. funny but non
                      (\__/)
                      (>'.'<)
                      ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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