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Originally posted by BrilloPad View Posthttp://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...ml#post1870270
Poll to follow
Men are anatomically more suited to ironing:
They haven't got boobs that get in the way (for the most part) !
They have longer arms
They have a stronger grip
And for those of you who now imagine I have big boobs, short arms and a limp wrist................
50% correct and no, we don't need a poll, thanks.Socialism is inseparably interwoven with totalitarianism and the abject worship of the state.
No Socialist Government conducting the entire life and industry of the country could afford to allow free, sharp, or violently-worded expressions of public discontent.Comment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostPS we all know that boob size is subjective so if she posts a piccie we can decide.If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, quacks like a duck,it must be a duckComment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostIt was the "no need for a poll" comment that got me - its just asking for it.If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, quacks like a duck,it must be a duckComment
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