Can't you ask one of the staff to sort them out?
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Originally posted by Dallas View Postf@cked if i know,
cleaner does all mine
Come on - spill the beans!Comment
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Strange place to ask this as there's usually two types of female contractor:
Type 1: Those who'll rip your balls off for daring to think that men are equal or better than them.
Type 2: Those who fit into the DBA category of unsuitable for normal society and probably have hygiene standards slightly below an old tramp.
I've heard that there are occasionally normal females who try out contracting but generally they quit after a day or so of being drooled over by the male contractors.Comment
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Originally posted by craig1 View PostStrange place to ask this as there's usually two types of female contractor:
Type 1: Those who'll rip your balls off for daring to think that men are equal or better than them.
Type 2: Those who fit into the DBA category of unsuitable for normal society and probably have hygiene standards slightly below an old tramp.
I've heard that there are occasionally normal females who try out contracting but generally they quit after a day or so of being drooled over by the male contractors.Comment
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On those very rare occasions when the washing fairy was absent & I have had to do it myself - it always struck me as a process in need of a revamp to bring it into the 21st century
ergo...
wot we need is:
- bar codes on garment labels
- a bar code reader on washing machines
scan the garment to the machine
It will set itself for the correct cycle or tell you not to be a numpty for putting red shirt in with the whites
SortedHow fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't thinkComment
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Originally posted by Troll View PostOn those very rare occasions when the washing fairy was absent & I have had to do it myself - it always struck me as a process in need of a revamp to bring it into the 21st century
ergo...
wot we need is:
- bar codes on garment labels
- a bar code reader on washing machines
scan the garment to the machine
It will set itself for the correct cycle or tell you not to be a numpty for putting red shirt in with the whites
SortedComment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostSo then we only need women for sexual gratification?How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't thinkComment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostNow I am living on my own, my wife taught me about something called a "washing machine" - is that the right term? It cleans my clothes - god knows why she always made such a fuss about it.
Anyway, my shirts seemed to be crumpled when I put them on. Mrs BP is away at the moment so I can't ask her. Could one of you let me into the trade secret of the way that women uncrumple clothes? Or will I have to become gay if you tell me?
Thanks.Comment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostSo then we only need women for sexual gratification?
not sure I would dare suggest Dallas has poor hygiene?Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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