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    This cheered me up

    Only because nobody was hurt though.

    BBC News - New Zealand plane beach take-off fails
    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
    Originally posted by vetran
    Urine is quite nourishing

    #2
    at least they were still on the ground when they rolled over
    This default font is sooooooooooooo boring and so are short usernames

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      #3
      Exactly. A crash wouldn't have been funny.
      Originally posted by MaryPoppins
      I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
      Originally posted by vetran
      Urine is quite nourishing

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        #4
        Those NZ accents really are the pits, aren't they

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          #5
          Plonkers!

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            #6
            Reminds me of this funny one:

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              #7
              I can't decide if that camera man is brave or a grade-A idiot.
              Originally posted by MaryPoppins
              I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
              Originally posted by vetran
              Urine is quite nourishing

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                #8
                Originally posted by Platypus View Post
                Those NZ accents really are the pits, aren't they
                Yiss, ixciptionally irritating.

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                  #9
                  I love the Kiwis, accents and all. They are top.

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                    #10
                    I've got a friend who ordered a Starbuck's coffee, and as is the barista's wont, they asked her for her name. In her clipped Kiwi accent she said "Jess".

                    Imagine her disappointment when she looked on the side of her coffee cup to see written in bold letters "Jizz".
                    If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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