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Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishing -
at least they were still on the ground when they rolled overThis default font is sooooooooooooo boring and so are short usernames -
Exactly. A crash wouldn't have been funny.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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I can't decide if that camera man is brave or a grade-A idiot.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Yiss, ixciptionally irritating.Originally posted by Platypus View PostThose NZ accents really are the pits, aren't they
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I've got a friend who ordered a Starbuck's coffee, and as is the barista's wont, they asked her for her name. In her clipped Kiwi accent she said "Jess".
Imagine her disappointment when she looked on the side of her coffee cup to see written in bold letters "Jizz".
If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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