While the cat is away the mice should play.

[MyUserName]

Err - MrsBP is away in Egypt with her her sister, sister's partner and baby bp. She has now moved to Wales - I am in LOndon in digs. This was my firstr weekend on my own.

I celebrated last night by going for a long walk - I wish I was younger.

Mrs MUN's sister lives up the road and is quite the looker so that is as far as my ideas ever go, sorry :-(

[original PM]

spend your time posting on an internet forum asking people what to do



oh

[d000hg]

Eating in a hot bath has a fair probability of you being sick and/or fainting when you stand up. Being found face-down with a cracked skull in a pool of puked up kidneys mightn't be what you want your spouse to come back to.

[BrilloPad]

Eating in a hot bath has a fair probability of you being sick and/or fainting when you stand up. Being found face-down with a cracked skull in a pool of puked up kidneys mightn't be what you want your spouse to come back to.

Im a permie at a bank with huge life insurance. I suppose she might prefer to stab me to death - but she would probably serve time. Isn't the penalty for women killers about a month these days - its always the mans fault?

[RedSauce]

When Mrs RS is away

There is no Mrs RS

[Old Greg]

Eating in a hot bath has a fair probability of you being sick and/or fainting when you stand up. Being found face-down with a cracked skull in a pool of puked up kidneys mightn't be what you want your spouse to come back to.

I would hope Mrs EO expects no less.

[d000hg]

Then get the DVDs on the laptop and watch them in the bath. If you're in suity's bath while he's in Jersey, DO NOT USE THE MAINS SUPPLY.

The fact there's a mains socket IN the bathroom to begin with should be a clue...

[Old Greg]

The fact there's a mains socket IN the bathroom to begin with should be a clue...

It was in the requirements documentation.

[RedSauce]

It was in the requirements documentation.

but I suspect he won't be around for the post project review.

[Old Greg]

but I suspect he won't be around for the post project review.

Oh, suity will be just fine.