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While the cat is away the mice should play.
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Mrs MUN's sister lives up the road and is quite the looker so that is as far as my ideas ever go, sorry :-( -
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Eating in a hot bath has a fair probability of you being sick and/or fainting when you stand up. Being found face-down with a cracked skull in a pool of puked up kidneys mightn't be what you want your spouse to come back to.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Im a permie at a bank with huge life insurance. I suppose she might prefer to stab me to death - but she would probably serve time. Isn't the penalty for women killers about a month these days - its always the mans fault?Originally posted by d000hg View PostEating in a hot bath has a fair probability of you being sick and/or fainting when you stand up. Being found face-down with a cracked skull in a pool of puked up kidneys mightn't be what you want your spouse to come back to.Comment
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I would hope Mrs EO expects no less.Originally posted by d000hg View PostEating in a hot bath has a fair probability of you being sick and/or fainting when you stand up. Being found face-down with a cracked skull in a pool of puked up kidneys mightn't be what you want your spouse to come back to.Comment
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The fact there's a mains socket IN the bathroom to begin with should be a clue...Originally posted by Old Greg View PostThen get the DVDs on the laptop and watch them in the bath. If you're in suity's bath while he's in Jersey, DO NOT USE THE MAINS SUPPLY.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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It was in the requirements documentation.Originally posted by d000hg View PostThe fact there's a mains socket IN the bathroom to begin with should be a clue...Comment
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but I suspect he won't be around for the post project review.Originally posted by Old Greg View PostIt was in the requirements documentation.Comment
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Oh, suity will be just fine.Originally posted by RedSauce View Postbut I suspect he won't be around for the post project review.Comment
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