Originally posted by MrsGoof
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Not until we monkey start cross-breeding with them. Eventually you will have monkoise.I've seen much of the rest of the world. It is brutal and cruel and dark, Rome is the light. -
Or a torkeyOriginally posted by FranckoNot until we monkey start cross-breeding with them. Eventually you will have monkoise.
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Originally posted by PondlifeOr a torkey
How about a tortoise and a gorilla?
A tortilla.
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water !Originally posted by GreenerGrassIf that water is over a few inches deep it must be a turtle.
It's Jelly, do you not know anything about Tortoise / Ape cross pollination.
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