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    #11
    Originally posted by MrsGoof
    the tortoise will rule the world, eventually
    Not until we monkey start cross-breeding with them. Eventually you will have monkoise.
    I've seen much of the rest of the world. It is brutal and cruel and dark, Rome is the light.

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      #12
      Originally posted by Francko
      Not until we monkey start cross-breeding with them. Eventually you will have monkoise.
      Or a torkey

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        #13
        Originally posted by Pondlife
        Or a torkey


        How about a tortoise and a gorilla?

        A tortilla.

        Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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          #14
          Your parents ruin the first half of your life and your kids ruin the second half

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            #15
            If that water is over a few inches deep it must be a turtle.

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              #16
              Originally posted by GreenerGrass
              If that water is over a few inches deep it must be a turtle.
              water !

              It's Jelly, do you not know anything about Tortoise / Ape cross pollination.

              Edukashun these days
              Your parents ruin the first half of your life and your kids ruin the second half

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