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What is the worse pain you've experienced

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    #21
    Originally posted by Damon View Post
    I snapped my shin and dislocated my foot playing football.

    I reached down without thinking and relocated my foot from it's 90 degree angle....it hurt.
    I heard a story once of a school boy playing football in a PE lesson. He dislocated his hip. For argument's sake, let's say his left hip. The PE teacher phoned the paramedics, who popped his hip back in. The problem being that in the socket was his left nut. He sadly lost it after they pulled him apart again in hospital.

    I should imaging all in all that was quite painful.
    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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      #22
      Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
      I heard a story once of a school boy playing football in a PE lesson. He dislocated his hip. For argument's sake, let's say his left hip. The PE teacher phoned the paramedics, who popped his hip back in. The problem being that in the socket was his left nut. He sadly lost it after they pulled him apart again in hospital.

      I should imaging all in all that was quite painful.
      I've done that but without the testicle entrapment bit. It didn't hurt actually and I tried to stand up, but it did hurt when they twisted my leg around to pop it back in place. Strangely not as much as a dislocated finger though.
      And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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        #23
        Bell-end stung by a nettle is one rather unpleasant memory.
        And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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          #24
          WTF is going on with worse/worst and bought/brought I mean it's not difficult.

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            #25
            Actual I'll correct my earlier comment.

            Just now after Mr Mac read my comment higher up this thread ouch.....
            merely at clientco for the entertainment

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              #26
              Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
              Bell-end stung by a nettle is one rather unpleasant memory.
              Was that done on purpose?
              Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                #27
                Originally posted by eek View Post
                Hmmph.

                But it could be worse you could have SimonMac as your environment manager. I know what I'll reboot this server. What harm could it do....

                4 days later we can now continue work........
                Now that is sub-bob standard.
                Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                  Was that done on purpose?
                  Well if there's a God I suppose I could blame him for redirecting the wind while I was pissing in the bushes, but no.
                  And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
                    Bell-end stung by a nettle is one rather unpleasant memory.
                    I would cherish the memory of MF falling in a patch of stinging nettles.

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
                      I would cherish the memory of MF falling in a patch of stinging nettles.
                      That's so weird because I have fantasies about him too. Most involve his car shiny side down.
                      Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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