Originally posted by suityou01
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What is the worse pain you've experienced
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Originally posted by eek View PostHmmph.
But it could be worse you could have SimonMac as your environment manager. I know what I'll reboot this server. What harm could it do....
4 days later we can now continue work........Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Originally posted by Old Greg View PostWe know you have no standards.Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostYour mum is grateful I don't.Comment
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I'd like to revise my "worse" pain up to category 9 hangover.Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Originally posted by Old Greg View PostThat was your mum, you hungover cretin.Comment
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My man parts caught in my zipper as I had a crafty pee in that small park area just outside JP Morgan, used to be before they moved to Canary Wharf, it was for an interview. The pain sharpened me up and woke me up, I go the job.Comment
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I snapped my shin and dislocated my foot playing football.
I reached down without thinking and relocated my foot from it's 90 degree angle....it hurt.Comment
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Originally posted by sbakoola View PostMy man parts caught in my zipper as I had a crafty pee in that small park area just outside JP Morgan, used to be before they moved to Canary Wharf, it was for an interview. The pain sharpened me up and woke me up, I go the job.Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Originally posted by sbakoola View PostMy man parts caught in my zipper as I had a crafty pee in that small park area just outside JP Morgan, used to be before they moved to Canary Wharf, it was for an interview. The pain sharpened me up and woke me up, I go the job.Comment
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